December 2011
70 posts
I think in high school you take things for...
taleofadream:
just the way things are. you know things are going to change, but you don’t really realize what the change is going to feel like, what it does to you. and then before you know it, everything is so different from the way it used to be. and then you don’t even know who you are anymore.
“I’m not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what...”
– Alaska Young (via xtinaxtravagant)
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12/17/11
foursome yeee
I don't want to study.
wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh.
^That was me crying cause finals are dumb.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
zoeythekat asked: How long did it take you to make your T-Shirt blanket/quilt?
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I feel like all I do is go from one embarrassing...
I should just accept the fact that this is my life.