Conversations with Best Friend (According to Facebook...)

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Me: Dibs on Ben McKenzie!
Alli: Dibs on the other hot one.
Me: Adam Brody? You don't even know his name!
Alli: I don't need to know his name for him to be hot.
Me: Touche.
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Me: Oh, you don't like 2OH!3?
Alli: No.
Me: They sang with Ke$ha!
Alli: That doesn't mean they're good!
Me: Yeah! It does...
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Me: Yeah, yeah, you thought it was a meteor that killed the dinosaurs...
Alli: But really it was salmonella.
Me: And Chuck Norris. Joint effort.
Alli: Chuck Norris made salmonella
Me: And beat the dinosaurs with it.
Alli: And had it do the killing for him.
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Alli: It's, like, for marines.
Me: I thought you had to be invited to be a marine.
Alli: I don't know. I don't think so...
Me: I'm pretty sure you have to be invited to be a marine. No, I'm thinking of Navy seals. No! I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of baby seals.

My friend made me do it.